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When a girl has you snort while eating her how
GIrl: I want you to pig out on me tonight ;)
Boy: Bet, should I bring the slop or do you have some?
When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards
Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...
One who likes to drink the piss from the urinal in a gay club.
Look at that trough pig lapping up my piss
where one chases a wet pig through a field and tries to mount it
hey you guys wanna play slippery pig out back
Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West
Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?
Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!
Guy one: Why do you say that?
Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!
Someone who wallows on the wrong side of argument like a pig would wallow in mudd
The sky is not fucia, it's blue! Quit being such an argument pig
Scientific name is Cavia porcellus. Guinea pigs are some of the cutest littel things on earth. They make the cutest noises u can ever hear, are cute and chubby, and fulla fun!!
My guinea pig can do all sorts of tricks.