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PORN THEATERS WHERE SEX IS ABSOLUTELY PROHIBITED.
How do these places stay in business as it is boring watching a porn movie without action but wait you can come over to my place as these home PORN will never be an ASCETIC ACID PORN THEATHERS as we can get naked and not havre to be concerned about a SEX ACT SNITCH GAME of any sort.
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an affectionate term, used to refer to one's significant other, after particularly good sex, or sex act.
(To gf/wife) That blow job was incredible, you're my favorite porn star.
(To bf/husband) You fucked me like a racehorse, you're my favorite pornstar.
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A contest where a group of guys, all in sweatpants, take a pill of viagra, and watch hours of gay porn. What's the point? The first person to get a boner is the queerest in the group. That's all there is to it really.. First used by Daniel Tosh on his show Tosh.0 where he and his gay pals took the challenge.
Daniel Tosh: And tonight on the show I take the Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge!!
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The day in which we celebrate the creation of Among us themed porn
"Hey bro, it's May 30th! Happy International Among Us Porn Day."
"Got any plans for this weekend? It's International Among Us Porn Day on Sunday."
"Thank God it's the long weekend, now I have more time to watch Among Us porn."
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Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.
Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.
Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.
Clyde: What?!
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when employees at wal-mart are underpaid and need to make a little extra money they have sex in random places with random things
well one day i was in the video store and decided to rent 99 cent wal-mart porn and it was utterly disgusting but very pleasurable
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Dad: let's watch adventure time porn
Child: yes pls dadi
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