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to draw profanity all over your school homework.
Tim had crayon sex with the teacher today.
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A large mirror faced towards the bed to allow you to watch yourself have sex.
"Oh bro how many shows have you watched on your sex mirror" "Who's counting?... 37."
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Having a style or demeanor that attracts people to you in a sexual way. Not particularly by dressing slutty, but by carrying yourself in a manner that causes people to believe you are great in bed.
Person 1: You see how that girl move her hips?
Person 2: Mmmhhhmmm...she got mad sex swag!
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When you've had sex with someone but for one reason or another, neither of you reached orgasm. This leaves you feeling afterwards like you haven't had sex even though you have; frequently this means you want more.
Bro 1: Dude, why are you still thinking about her, didn't you two get it on at that party a few weeks ago? Move on, man!
Bro 2: Yeah, but we got interrupted before we could finish. Unrequited sex just leaves me wanting more.
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If sex hair means what a girl's hair looks like after sex then sex mustache is what a mustache looks like after sex.
To a guy with a messy mustache: "Dude you have wicked sex mustache going on right now."
A mustache, post mustache ride.
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The sexually-generated state in which a couple turns on the television or music so loud they are unable to hear one another during any variety of sexual activities. Upon reaching climax, the man ejaculates in his partner's eyes so s/he is then unable to see, hear, or be heard over the noise, rendering them in a state of sex-induced deafblindness.
"Last night my girlfriend and I had sex with the television up too loud. I came in her eyes and she stumbled about like Helen Keller, but I couldn't hear what she was trying to say. Good thing sex deafblindness is temporary. It seemed pretty rough for her."
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When someone tries to have sex with a lemon but their dick starts to burn because they have an STD.
I tried having lemon sex and my penis started to sting.
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