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douche bag

what you are for looking this up.

by actually looking up this definition and reading this, you are a douche bag.

by Lindsey Marie :] October 11, 2006

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douche bag

A guy you meet on the plane to New York City that says he can hook you up with the party people and party scene. He knows owners, you'll party with Victoria Secretions models and you just might throw a few back with Jay-Z until 11 AM. The fucked up thing is, you're so fired up about partying in NYC you believe him.

We met this douche bag on the plane that promised the world but didn't come through. He always had 2 calls on it.

by Johnny John Johnson March 8, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Boy

What I call one of my rivals in class.

Rebecca:HEY JACOB! YOU DOUCHE BOY!

Jacob:Go f*ck yourself.

Rebecca:Douche Boy bitch. x_x

by AweshumzGirl10 January 8, 2010

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douche muncher

One who munches douche

Dude, you're such a douche muncher.

by Nancy M July 10, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche

to be very nasty smelling or to be hated very badly.

"dude, your ass smells go douche"

by Genesis August 29, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Canoe

A very stupid, annoying and mean person. Usually anonymous hate people on Tumblr, and have no life. They are silly and not needed in this world.

"Did you say you were getting anon hate on tumblr?" "Yeah, they're douche canoes."

by AceCakeEater. April 27, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche hydrant

Term that describes one that is a douche, douche bag, douche nozzle, jackass, fucker, asshole, etc.

Person 1: That guy was such a douche
Person 2: Yeah, a big one too, pretty much a douche hydrant all around.

by Junta December 17, 2006

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