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A manga series from the early 90s by Kaoru Tada. It follows the love life of Kotoko Aihara (stupid girl) & Naoki Irie (genius) from confession to rejection, to marriage and beyond. The series spans many years, starting from high school, to college, and way beyond. However, the manga series ended at the worst cliffhanger possible because the author had to go and die. Whoopie fucking doo.
I don't give a fuck if you call it cliche, because it sure as hell can't be cliche if it's the damn series that created the damn cliches. AND unlike many shoujos, it deals with everyday relationship problems, unlike some other BS shoujo series that are unrealistic as fuck and take over 9000 fucking episodes to get even a damn hug from the opposite party. Wtf? Also, it goes past marriage and doesn't stop when the two characters get together, so you don't actually wonder if they'll break up later on. TL;DR: If you think ItaKiss is cliche, go fuck a cock or a donkey or whatever the fuck kids these days do.
The Taiwanese Drama based on the manga, It Started With A Kiss, was meh. It followed closely, but Yu Shu (Naoki) was a bigger dickwad in the drama than portrayed in the drama. ISWAK 2, though, showed Yu Shu more loveable than -his- manga counterpart in the second arc of the series. Wtf is this shit?
The 2008 anime series was fucking crack. Srsly, I was addicted to it and turned into a weeaboo faggot watching it. They cut off a lot of stuff from the manga (try cramming 23 volumes in 25 episodes). Go watch it bitch. NAO. It also has the author's planned ending in it, since her hubby knows how it was supposed to end and blabbed like a gold digging bitch to the producers the ending, which he probably wasn't supposed to tell considering it's been almost 10 years since the author died, and we only hear about it now. Either that, or he made it up. Whatever it is, I don't give a fuck. At least we get a closure.
The Japanese drama was filled with cock sucking failure. Don't watch it.
Idiot: OMFG ITAZURA NA KISS IS SOOO CLICHE~
Person: Go suck a cock, and learn what the fuck you're talking about. Can a series that started the cliches -be- cliche?
Random Weeaboo: KAWAII DESU NEEE~
Example #2:
Fag: I watched ItaKiss and turned into a weeaboo faggot watching that series, spluttering random Japanese phrases. I also developed a crush on my school's asshole genius, and I'm hoping we'll get married and fuck later on like Naoki & Kotoko despite me being a failure in life.
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October 30 is known as National Kiss a Ginger day. On this day make sure to show love to the gingers around you!
“Yo did you know it’s national kiss a ginger day? Andy’s lookin kinda cute.”
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Farting on your significant others pillow right before they go to bed.
My wife didn't make dinner, so I gave her a long kiss goodnight.
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When two girls described as emo make out and kiss because they can. This is also not because of publicity and definitely not because they are desperate. They may or may not be bi as this does not matter. The point is emo girls kissing can be just as hot as emo boys kissing.
emo girls kissing is just as hot as emo boys kissing... if you dont agree wtih this then you are sexist
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When you bust a load in a thot's mouth and she kisses you, exchanging the fluids into your mouth. Shit's trifflin'
I was at the park with some girl named Ariel and she gave me a mermaid kiss
Hey i was at that party last night, some bitch gave me a mermaid kiss
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love the Thomas Kissing Game. (so called after the first Thomas we played with was Thomas).
The rules are simple:
1. Select a 'Thomas' this can be someone you know, or for the more advanced players, a random in a pub/club/public area.
2. Player 1 kisses the 'Thomas' without him noticing (usually on the back or shoulder)
3. The following players take it in turns to kiss the Thomas
4. There is no winner, but you lose if you get punched by the Thomas
5. Actually you can win if you are the last to get punched.
Notes:
The more long and lingering your kiss the better
Eye contact with a rival player during kiss is an extra nice touch
kudos is awarded for kissing in special zones (Thomas' have been kissed on the shoe and crotch)
It is also acceptable to recruit the help of others not initially involved in the game to kiss Thomas. This works particularly well with girls kissing a male Thomas because they are much less likely to get punched.
For players aged 5+
no of players 2-12
Now get out there and enjoy it.
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Y: Lets play the Thomas Kissing Game
X: Who is the 'Thomas' tonight? how about that really annoying prick over there.
Y: No way, lets make it that geeky boy over there.
X: OK, I will go first, but remember i am kissing him but looking at you.
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Emo boys kissing. Right. It's when remedial 'scene' shites decide it'll be cute and clever to pull, giving just-as-murderable emo girls slimey knickers and actual homos a boner. It's about as interesting and original as Courtney Love getting her baps out.
"Dude, that's girl's like TOTALLY checking up on you. Wanna make out?"
"OMG, emo boys kissing! Let's screw to My Chemical Romance and say 'lol' out loud! Ahahaha!"
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