Random
Source Code
Random
When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.
TheOdd1sOut: Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...
2👍 2👎
"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
When you wrap a slice of turkey around a penis, and a slice of ham around another penis, and insert them into the same hole.
We did a sausage sandwich during last night's threesome, and things will never be the same
The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts (BBSE) was a plot device in the post-communist revolutionary world developed acclaimed writing critic and author Isaac S. The world focuses on the downtroddden of society with themes of redemption and rebirth. The BBSE is one of the main factions, and the main character of the first volume is Hans, one of the six senior high-sandwich-artists of the organisation. At the time of writing the epic post-communist revolutionary saga is yet to reach its conclusion, but it is widely speculated that they will succeed in their efforts to secure voting rights for dogs and defeat the zealous crusaders of the palm trees of the north.
In the post-communist revolutionary world, the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich enthusiasts were the most benevolent faction and their support of voting rights for dogs reflected this.
Hans is part of the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts! Didn't you know?
The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts was dedicated to finding the perfect sandwich, a task they complete before volume 1. Six sandwiches for the high-sandwich-artists and three for the dog-king Rufus. But all of them were deceived because another sandwich was made.
During a threesome (2 females 1 male) the two females sandwich the man's cock between their pussies and the guy starts moving.
-I gave the sandwich fuck to Jessica and Emma last night.
-Nice bro.
The act of having 2 girls lie on top of eachother while your stick your dick between both their pussies at once.
"This really hot girl and her friend are coming back to town for the weekend. "
"that sounds like a fish sandwich waiting to happen."
Cut nicole Burek in half
Add poop between halves
I had a Poopalda sandwich last night
That shit was ass