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When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.
"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"
"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"
"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
two people being disgustingly gross and kissing/eating each other's faces in public; fucking with their mouths
Ew, look at Billy and Jessica mouth molesting each other in the hall.
After you make mustard you lick the mustard out of their asshole
Man I got mustard mouth last night while I was druck
A Trojan that poops in your mouth.
Today i'm gonna install Mouth Pooper Trojan becuase it's heathy for my and my PC!
When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.
King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.
When you pee into your own mouth without missing a drop!
I remember the thing about Freddy
Krueger is that as a joke he used to
come into a room when you have a lot of
friends over and piss him to his own
mouth without spilling a drop that was
Fred Kruger's move I mean guys
freak Show
but I mean hey who am I to judge right
to each his own
he wants to get the Pelican mouthful
that's what you called it
When a man drops his seed in your mouth, therefore your mouth is considered a daycare for dropping the kids off
Damn, that girl gotta mouth daycare! She swallow like a goat