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Social Babysitter

(n) The person who "babysits" their friends or colleagues in a group context. The social babysitter moderates awkward or antisocial behavior and tries to close long spans of silence with humor, engaging comments, and enthusiasm. Social babysitting can be tiring or a source of stress.

As the social babysitter, it frustrates me to decide where to eat with my friends for dinner. None of them have any opinion on where to eat and just say "I don't know.:"

by NackSeabird April 22, 2022


National Social Media Day

National Social Media day is a day where you can only use social media, National Social Media day is on April 12th. If you don’t know which apps are social media and which are not then I will help you, The emoji for social media is β€œπŸ₯”

Tiktok πŸ₯
Instagram πŸ₯
Messenger πŸ₯
WhatsApp πŸ₯
Facebook πŸ₯
Snapchat πŸ₯
Pinterest πŸ₯
Linkedln πŸ₯
Reddit πŸ₯

Person #1: *uses an app that’s not a social media*
Person #2: Hey! What app are you using?
Person #1: Umm I’m playing Roblox why?
Person #2: TODAY IS NATIONAL SOCIAL MEDIA DAY AND ROBLOX IS NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
Person #1: Omg I totally forgot!! I’ll switch to a social media rq

by No one Important 😏 πŸ™ƒ April 4, 2022


The Social Cafe

A central location for entrepreneurs and business individuals. Usually those who visit The Social Cafe tend to have extremely creative minds and an innovative spirit.

I swear all entrepreneurs know how to do is eat, sleep and go to The Social Cafe.

by ncass November 28, 2021


Social Shade

Giving someone "the look" or commenting/throwing shade when someone is less that six feet from others than family members/SO.

Bitch threw social shade all over me and my BFF for the the pics we posted on insta this weekend.

by GenXtra66 March 18, 2020


social media life

People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.

Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!

Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.

by dboys194 January 23, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Social Portfolio

A social media page that serves as an easy "business card" or example of how social you are and in what way (posts, stories, followers), i.e. through Instagram or Facebook. It is the essential step that follows after meeting and talking to a stranger.

Instagram is today's number-one form of Social Portfolio. It's the easiest way for people to know me at a glance.

by bwsimonse December 6, 2021


Drunken Social Studies Teacher

1. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is a nickname given to a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historicall, racial or political topics with little or no accuracy.

2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.

Tell the bartender we need another round, the Drunken Social Studies Teacher at the end of the bar is at it again!

by Toecutterguitar August 8, 2019