I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

I'm shivering

-a display of energy
-extremely surprised

-to be shocked

-To be wearing expensive things

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- "OMG you are iced out!" "I'm shivering!"I'm so pumped, I'm shivering!"
- "When it's April 2nd and she's still pregnant, I'm shivering!"
- "I'm shivering cuz I'm about to present"
- "The dynamite blew up! I'm shivering!"

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

A phrase used by chronically-online preteens as a way to absolve themselves of any wrongdoing from their behaviour online, often on sites such as twitter.

Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.

"OMG Generic Minecraft YouTuber did something!! I'm gonna post obsessively about it, and generally behave in a ravenous manner to those who have minor disagreements with me!"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"

I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket.

I-I-I'm runnin' lookin' for a come up. (I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags)

I'm tired goodnight

Something somebody says when tired and ready for bed

(Goodnight btw)

Guy: Want to watch XQC?
Other Guy: No, I'm tired goodnight.

I'm P3 you bitch baka

This is just a joke cb- ! P3 students are nuts and chaotic asf! Not like flexing to P1 and P2 students with science diversity shit! Not being part of the lower primary is an achievement huh? AN ACHIEVEMENT? SOMETHING TO FLEX ON? HAHAHA FOR THE LOVE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AND YOUR BRAWL STARS ACCOUNT! I think that P3 and P4 students are the worst years to be in and if any of yall 2013 and up shits just get out of my sight. #periodt

"Wanna go on Omegle?"
"Bro you're underaged!!"
"I'm P3 you bitch baka."

I'm ham

Expressing willingness to what was proposed. Another way of saying "I'm down."

Wanna go watch a movie?
Ya I'm ham