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half a presses

something so tastefully lame that only the discord dad bot can name. For when his insults get so good that they begin to go beyond comprehension. Dad has no chill.

srsly though who knows?

Kid1: d!embarrass @Kid2
Kid2 (bot): I spent 48 hours working on a video to explain half a presses

by juncococococococo February 26, 2021


Half and half

Tea and lemonade with hella sugar added and sometimes flavoring. Popular in Baltimore

Ayo lemme get a sip of that half and half

by Bmoreslang December 5, 2022


half a kill

A term used by fuckboys who haven't had sex but they still wanna be cool!

Person1: "see that guy over there?"
Person2: "Oh yea that's 'half a kill Will'!"

by halfkillwill October 24, 2015


double-half-nephew

Son of a paternal half-sister with maternal half-brother or son of a maternal half-sister with paternal half-brother.

My double-half-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


double-half-nephew

1- Son of maternal half-sister and of paternal half-brother at the same time.
2- Son of paternal half-sister and of maternal half-brother at the same time.

My double-half-nephew is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021


stand off half

Rugby player who plays stand off half usually Can’t fill out his shirt and is the Only player who can kick for shit but is also a right knob head. They range from 170cm to 180cm.

Their a proper stand off half they are.

by Average brummie69 August 8, 2024


Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.

Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!

by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023