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The situation when a woman uses her phone in order to pleasure herself by inserting the phone into her vagina and then calling it.
- Have you seen Sarah?
- Yes, she is making a domestic call in her room.
You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."
Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.
Her boyfriend gave her a Sanchez wake up call.
I didn't call the cops on anyone, she doesn't have the right to fuck that retard, and if I have to murder some kids to make you regret what you're doing here they deserve to die.
Hym "You're not going to hesitate to call the cops once I bleed this kid."
What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
To call someone without prior warning, but scarier. Especially applicable for video calls like teams, zoom, facetime.
Brian from Migration keeps jump calling me about verifying the newest data dump, when I've set my status to busy.
A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.
callmejoe.com
What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!