69

A number achieved by adding certain numbers together like 34 and 35 and a sex position where a man and a woman are positioned in a 69 formation

Hey ron how'd last night go

We rode the 69 train to humpsville station

Cool

69

Something rude and naughty.

Matt Gilchrest- I love to do this
Person: What?
Matt Gilchrest-69 of course
Person: ermmm what is that?
Matt Gilchrest- Something you don't need to know.

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69

you r e t a r d, it’s a number.
u ok its only the number before 70 and after 68 what is wrong with u :(..
its also possible to see ‘69’ in the ying and yang crap or whatever

69 is math number :

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69

when you sit on your boyfriends face and they lick you out! it feells gooooooooood you suck him off too! remEMBER SWALLOW!!!!!!!!

jonny: mmmmm it doesn't just smell like fish it tastes like it too! glad we did a 69
rachel: good, coz

.......SWALLOWS

rachel: yours tastes like peanut butter and jelly!
jonny: good fish, peanut butter and jelly it is then!

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69

Just another number (between 68 and 70), except our Internet culture is so polluted by the impact of porn mentality that many users like this number only because it resembles a s3xual position. Seriously, why can't these people think of something else that is also similar to this number? For example, the astrological symbol of Cancer, the yin-yang symbol, or 1969 (the year when humans landed on the moon for the first time ever).

Me: *shows a yin-yang sign* Do you know what this is?
Average Internetard: It's 69 in a special format. Nice!
Me, an intellectual: It's a yin-yang sign, you uncultured fucktard.

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69

Real Meaning: Just a number.
Dirty Mind Meaning: I think we all know ;)

Teacher: What's 60+9=? Me: 69

'Dirty' Kid:66, 67, 68, 69 Dirty minded kid: Hah thats what he said

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69

A sex move where one person will suck on the other's genitals and vice versa. Can be performs between both genders.

Girl: That was great!
Guy: Can we try 69 next?
Girl: Of course!

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