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An older lady that hangs out at the bar of a bowling alley trying to seduce younger men into the pleasure of the cougar life
Man, that lady at the end of the bar is such a bowling alley bitch
When you're on Tinder and you hit a run of six or more Uggos in succession.
I was on Tinder and got caught Down Ugly Alley
A word for a sneeky handjob given in a very secluded place
Did you hear that Ron just got a Back Alley Handshake from Molly just now? Jeez you'd think that he would wait until after his wedding day!
This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.
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When a woman takes your entire nutsack in her mouth and bites down unexpectedly.
'Yo, your girl ever give you a back-alley vasectomy? I had a tinder date do that last week and I deleted the ap.'
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"Tin Hat Alley" is that place in cyberspace where all Conspiracy Theorists end up.
All those "Tin Hat Alley" websites written in notepad and riddled with disinformation, with the sole purpose of duping the most gullible minds.
A well known sports presenter and writer who's beliefs are a little strange has a popular spot in "Tin Hat Alley".
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n. Nailing your pregnant girlfriend in a rusted out station wagon in a strip mall parking lot until she has a miscarriage.
The back alley abortion is cheap, efficient, and somewhat entertaining.
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