body packer

A person who attempts to smuggle drugs (cocaine, heroine, meth etc.) by swallowing balloons, condoms, and latex gloves and recover them from a bowel movement.

In Locked Up Abroad, Mark Knowles is considered a body packer, he swallowed 67 condoms filled with cocaine.

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Dead Body

Logan Paul's clickbait.

Ay yo logan I found a Dead Body, come check it out

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body sign

Something often used on myspace, for myspace whores or celebrities. Often people ask for a "body" sign to show their fans, pretty much a fan sign written on the body.

"hey bro, check out this girl with the huge tits, she wrote my name on them"

" damn thats a nice ass body sign"

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Body positive

When you realise you're a lazy piece of shit and losing weight and living a healthy life isn't your cup of tea so you tell people that you've learnt to love yourself for who you are but you still seek validation from strangers by posting the pics of your flabs in a bikini.

-How's your weight loss coming along Linda?
-I am body positive now and men who don't appreciate my curves probably lack something downstairs.

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yoga body

n. the kind of body one develops with years of yoga practice: taller, thin, with legs and buttocks that look like ropes and a bony back and neck.

--"I've been working for years at my yoga, and finally can do all the postures really well."

--"You do seem fit and relaxed, and you wear your yoga body well!"

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Beach Body

A body that's pretty much perfect. Perfect enough to show off in swimming trunks or a bikini

"Daaang that girl got a good beach body!"

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body boner

When your muscles are filled with blood after an intense workout.

Jacob: Hey Alfie, did you just finish working out?

Alfie: Yeah!!

Jacob: Nice body boner.

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