Cage Envy

The cause for the international hatred of the United States. The global community all wants the same thing : Nicolas Cage.
America has him but every one wants him. Hence, Cage Envy.

When Hitler heard Nic Cage was to be born in America, he started a war with the west, He was consumed with Cage Envy

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bird cage

A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.

So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!

Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"

Customer: "Bird cage?"

CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"

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Chastity Cage

A device a homosexual submissive bottom puts his cock in to render him a true real-life bitch that doesn’t get hard or is able to use his cock at all. It’s the perfect tool to become a pussyboy. If worn long enough the cock will shrink into a little useless clit.

A true pussyboy must always wear a chastity cage--or he’s not a pussyboy.

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caged heat

Women, or men, whose confinement makes them sexually attractive in a way they might otherwise be.

Heidi Fleiss was a hottie in prison, she was pure caged heat.

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whoop cage

a cage where alotta woopin' takes place

If you don't quit bothering me I'm gonna put you in the whoop cage.

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Cage Match

A Nicholas Cage film (not movie, any movie with Nick Cage is instantly promoted to film) marathon.

Friend 1 : "Damn, I'm so excited for our Cage Match tonight!"

Friend 2: "Yeah! The Wicker Man and Ghost Rider are some of my favourite films!"

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cage match

masterbate

i can't wait to get out of work so i can have a cage match

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