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fucking a girl in the ass with your tounge while moving it in a circular motion.
My brother was recording a video about sex positions and busted out with the siberian cork screw
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When you have that one solid piece of poop in your butt that's keeping the 15 gallons of Diarrhea from spewing out.
Typically it leads to a nasty smell and doesn't feel very good.
I ate a ton of bread before I went to Taco Bell. The Wine-Cork Shit is better than explosive Diarrhea in public, y'know?
A derivative of Cocked Up, which a co-worker thought we were saying "All Corked Up" instead of "All Cocked Up"
The copier is all corked up.
Who corked up the copier.
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The Champagne Cork Effect, also known as CC Effect, is when something small comes and then BAM, it just flows out.
"Yesterday while sitting on the toilet I had The Champagne Cork Effect! First a small piece of shit, then hell unleashed! It flew shit out of my ass!"
meaning to be made mad or upset. It's a phrase to be used when someone or something particularly makes you frustrated or angry. The origin of this phrase is unknown, but it is commonly used by the Bruns family. This idiom could have been used when a wine bottle got too cold and the cork expanded, therefore someone couldn't get the cork out, so they got mad. It could also could've been derived from when someone got upset while they were putting icing on a cork and they dropped it on the floor.
Sometimes people Mr. Bruns' class really frost my cork!
When someone is clogging up the fast lane by going less than 20 mph over the limit. Typically, it's either a clueless geezer or someone engrossed in a dazzling cell phone discussion unaware of the constipation-like backup behind them. When the cork finally pops and the back up starts flowing, so do the middle fingers.
A freaking Fast Lane Cork made me late for work today.
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