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Female who was made and begotten by her mother and made by her father.
being a fathers daughter is being like your farther despite the fact you hate everything about them or you never wanted to be like them . not to be mistaken "with daddy's girl" (a child normally a girl whom favors her farther and wants to be like and want to spend most of their time with them) daddy's girl normally grow up to be a fathers daughter
your so aggressive just like your dad your such you fathers daughter
you start doing things like you farther did that you said you'd never would do
you have your lest favorable trates of him
It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
The most powerful insult ever invented. It's was said to be the cause of the Big Bang.
Dale: Ur mom gay lol
Tom:Ur dad lesbian
Dale: Ur son a nun
Tom:Don't make me say it
Dale: You know God forbids anyone to say it.
Tom: Ur daughter an otter
*Dale becomes vibranium and another universe is created consuming earth and Hitler is reborn*
The most badass Miley Cyrus song ever! Perfect for any girl who wants succeed in life like her mother did.
Don't fuck with my freedom!
I came back to get me some.
I'm nasty, I'm evil!
Must be something in the water
Or I am my mother's daughter.
Daughters day is on the 1st of July every year. On daughters day u celebrate ur daughters for being amazing X
“Ah today is daughters day , we need to get our daughter a present for being so amazing”