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1. One who wears shuttershades.
2. One who pops his/her collar.
3. A male who rides a pink moped.
1. Mike: "Why is he wearing shutter shades indoors?"
Brian: "I don't know! He's a douchebag."
Mike: "Let's go kick his ass."
2. Mike: "There's a girl here who has a popped collar. Can I slap her?"
Brian: "For the love of God and all things anti-douchebag; YES!"
3. Mike: "How cool do you think that guy that drives the pink moped thinks he is?"
Brian: "Probably 10% cool and 90% douchebag."
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An individual that thinks highly of themselves and wears clothing such as Ed Hardy, Tap Out, Affliction, ripped jeans, flip flops, and anything in that Genre.
That douchebag needs to get a shirt that actually fits.
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An insult similar in nature to 'asshole' or 'fuckface.' Usually preceded with "fuckin" - not to be confused with "fucking."
That boy isn't from the ghetto. What a fuckin' douchebag.
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1. One who is too involved with their own life to care about yours
2. One who thinks their life is more important then yours
3. One who would rather see you miserable then happy
4. one who takes joy in stripping you of your dignity, self esteam, joy (basiclly anything good)
My mother is a douchebag
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Robert Novak is a douchebag of liberty.
-Jon Stewart-
Novak, of course, most well known for heroically publishing the identity of an active CIA agent, which I thought sent a clear message to the world, saying, "If that's what we'll do to our own spies, imagine, just imagine, what we'll do to yours. . . Well, our man Novak is at it again, he has a little editorial in the Washington Post. . .
We had implied that the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth ad was a low blow, perhaps produced by those angry at Kerry for his post-war activities that they've never gotten over. . . But Novak has shown me that I'm wrong. Yesterday's Washington Post has an interesting editorial by Novak, saying, "Maybe we're not giving this group a fair shake." For instance, yes, Kerry's crew supports him, but as Novak reminds us, "these former sailors with Kerry for no more than five weeks." And Jim Rassmann, the man whose live Kerry saved, "was only spending a few days with Kerry when he fell or was knocked off the Swift Boad." So the guy Kerry saved was some stranger. It makes the whole thing more cowardly. Don't you see? Novak ends with the only logical conclusion about the book: "Unfit for Command sends a devastating message, unless it is effectively refuted." Because in this country, when a scurrilous charge is made against you, by people, you're guilty! Unless you prove otherwise! That's how it works! Kudos, Robert Novak, you truly are a douchebag of liberty.
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1. Female hygiene item
2. A person who surpasses the rank fool, jerk, imbecile, dumbass, etc.
~Allen is a douchebag who never takes a shower or washes the only 3 sets of clothes he owns. Let's kick his ass.
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