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When you sweep up too much glitter during the holiday season. Coined by Micarah Tewers in her holiday Barbie video.
Person 1: gosh im working so much I’m getting glitter lung from sweeping so much Christmas decorations
You're the glitter to my sushi, the ketchup to my ice cream, the knife to my soup
~THE POINT IS YOUR POINTLESS~
Glitter sushi???? No idea what this means just writing cause I forgot to get someone a Hanukkah present
You're the glitter to my sushi, the point is, your useless
Didn't get someone a valid Hanukkah present, what a glitter sushi I am 😑
Hey man, you get tested lately? I heard that meat glitter was goin' around.
What Harry Potter Fan's do to find love - even just for one night.
Her ex-boyfriend was an asshole. She should just put glitter on those tits and hit the club, trust me guys love glitter tits!
The mark left after a night of shenanigans in which one wakes up without pants covered in glittery hickey bruises encircled with a sharpie penis.
Dude I woke up with a mad glitter hickey true story bro... Damn bro I wish I had one too!