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Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"
Example: "Iowa's so flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days straight."
The state of Iowa was named after a hit album by the nu metal band Slipknot.
“Oh did you like the album Iowa too?”
An album by Slipknot released in 2001. It was so good they named a state after it.
Andy: Have you heard Slipknot’s album, Iowa?
Max: I heard they named the state we live in after it.
A place that is in the middle of bum fuck egypt. A town where tweakers and overly know it alls live. They are some crazy fuckers, and very family based. Drugs, and euphoria surrounds the area, along with bullshit cops. Don't fuck with somebody from Lz.
Laurens Iowa-
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."
"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."
Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes
The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!
Have you ever been to Colfax, Iowa? You have? Fuck man I feel bad for you.