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When you leave your dick inserted inside a woman's pussy after initial ejaculation and keep cumming all night long. Guaranteed to deliver results nine months later.
I gave this one girl a Mongolian meat locker. Now our baby is trying to kick my ass. :(
A toilet that has been used multiple times but never flushed while cooking in a heated locker room for the entire summer. The stench is so foul that you may wonder when will Satan claim your soul.
It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.
"Dude, did you add more shit to the locker room soup?"
"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."
"Locker room soup is delicious!"
an orgy in a locker room that cheerleaders throw for football players when they win a ball game.
I'm glad I play football the cheerleaders had a locker room orgy.
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Men using athletics as an excuse to touch other men.
Pranks or jokes that involve men touching each others genitals or asses.
Do not slap my ass. I won't tolerate any locker room faggotry.
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When you are preforming anal play, you slowly pull out and then proceed to put at hook up her anus. When she asks you what you are doing while in agony, you then take a chain and attach it to the hook. You then proceed to lift the chain up and put it on the ceiling fan, creating the illusion that she is hanging like meat in a meat locker.
Me: how do I impress her I don’t have a big one, and I am a virgin!
Him: give her a Mississippi meat locker.
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Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.
Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.
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The same as a door locker, but used when the door has an automatic lock like a hotel door, or cruise ship cabin. The bolt is used in addition to the automatic lock.
Fuckin' Mike is such a Double Door Locker. He locked me out of my own cabin, and I had to sleep in the hallway.
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