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Chillin' in your boxers, plain and simple.
Yo dude I was next level chillin all day yesterday
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Yesss, those assholes who stay up way too late fucking each other, scraping unknown objects against their walls. The assholes who crank up failinem aka eminem and think it's so cool. You see them in the apartment parking lot with their limp bizkit cranked all the way up while head banging. Seriously, who the fuck head bangs to limp bizkit?
You've yelled quite a few times but to no avail.
Jeff: Why are the guys next door having sex like they're animals in heat?
Caleb: How should I know what those next door assholes are doing? I hope their genitals catch on fire.
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You can look, but you can't touch.
Dude, the "girl next door" in your fantasy is my sister! Lay off!!!
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A creative way of rejecting something/someone especially in the case of a prospective love interest whome a person would never concider. The equivalent of "boy bie". Term was originally used by industry people who would reject "talent" by thanking therm, then asking for the next one to come it.
Made mainstream by Ariana Granda's hit song Thank you, Next where she thanks each of her exes then moves on to the next one.
Aura: Steven just sent me a dick pic and asked me to come over to smoke.
Julie: You mean your creepy dealer with the baby mamma drama and the IQ of a 12yo child?
Aura: ugh yeah, he's been coming onto me a lot lately even after I told him I just want weed.
Julie: Then drop him. Thank you, next.
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Rigged kpop survival show by hybe with 22 girls competing to be in a kpop girl group
Jiwoo: wow i hate the judges from r u next!!
Nayeon: so true! Bring chanelle back!
The physical exactitude and precision required to become a member of the up and coming generation of professional tennis players.
Uhhh, yeah. That shot was next ball impossible for anyone but a nextGen Pro Tennis player. They’re just blowing the older guys off of the court.
The Jitters and shakes followed by a big session or long weekend of drinking. The only cure is to start drinking again or just suck it up and hope you make it through the day.
Ahh man! I’m fucking dying, What was I drinking last night!?… I’ve got some major next day shakes!