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When a man fucks a woman by making her lift her hips up in the air and the man simultaneously planking and bouncing up and down, resembling the jumping of a horny kangaroo on its dick.
Guy1:"Remember Rebecca from last night in the club?"
Guy2:"Yeah, you took her home. How was the night?"
Guy1:"She's into the kinky shit, I had to do the big doink kangaroo on her, and now my back hurts."
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The Reverse Kangaroo or "Reverse Kanga" is the act (or art) of sitting backward on a toilet, thereby leaving a long, filthy skid mark down the length of the bowl. Popular in public toilets and the mother-in-law's house.
That bitch gave me shit about leaving the toilet seat up, so I pulled a reverse kanga and left six inches of skid for her to clean up.
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he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock
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A term singers use when they realize they need to fill extra minutes of their latest album
Cathy sent Dan a song about a Kangaroo cry. Appalled by it's horrendous lyrics he thought about how one of his long time favorite bands should just give up recording music.
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The act of jacking a kangaroo off, collecting it's cum, feeding it to a baby, retrieving the vomited cum, and baking it with the sliced foreskins of African-American infants. Often served with blended food stamps mixed with E. coli and diarrhea as a beverage.
Wow... your lunch smells so good, what is it? Oh, it's just my granny's recipe for kinky kangaroo cum casserole.
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A request to a third party, to help restrain a younger partner, for example, in bondage fetish play, prior to consensual sexual foreplay.
Hey Cobber, Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport? I'm going to didgeridoo this Sheila, if she'd only stop wriggling, and then we're going to play "hide the lizard."
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To have sex with a girl on top, who forcefully jumps up and down.
“There’s so much we have yet to do, now jump me like a kangaroo!” -L. D. Avidan