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The act of a woman floating on her back in water and a man with hepatitis defecates on her stomach after eating peanuts. The female proceeds to take apart and eat the feces while eating the peanuts that are contained inside.
Samantha happily accepted a Salty Sea Otter from Tim.
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your gurl when she sees Gibby from iCarly
you: wow you’re wetter than an otters pocket rn
your girl: i just watched gibby fall through the ceiling again, wanna roleplay?
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Your girl when she sees Levi Ackerman
You: You’re wetter than an otters pocket
Your girl: I just watched a Levi Ackerman edit, wanna roleplay?
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A pickup line, usually used by males from the 90's with a cool Mexican mustache and a good hentai girl moan imitation. They usually hit on young people's middle-aged moms (just like Katsura), regardless of how the old woman looks.
Joe: Yo, are you Jojoe's Mom?
Jojoe's Mom: Why?
Joe: Cause you smell wetter than an otter's pocket *very cool wink*
Jojoe's Mom: Omg marry me now
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an otter has a wet pocket and you're wetter than his little pocket
jacob: you're wetter than an otter's pocket
jane: huh?
jacob: my little otter pocket
jane: okay sweet cheeks this little game of yours has been going on for 5 years now you need to cut it out. im not sleeping with you anymore
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A woman freezes her menstrual blood into a Popsicle. Someone else then uses this frozen blood to pleasure the woman, then eats it out of her vagina.
My boyfriend almost threw up after giving me an Idaho Otter Pop.
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what your girl gets when she sees thomas gibson
you: babe you're wetter than an otter's pocket
your girlfriend: i just watched thomas gibson verbally degrade someone in criminal minds, do you wanna roleplay
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