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past timer

Someone who is always talking about the past, not focusing on right now.

past timer past timer pasttimer

by savagekillr April 15, 2011


present past

Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.

Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?

by kristoff77777 November 9, 2014


Chezy Paste

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Me Chezy Paste Gone Mouldy

by Cheeses of the Deep March 31, 2022


manchovey paste

Man jelly . creme of cock snot .spoof .man milk .

I would like to try your manchovey paste

by nutripoo September 28, 2015


past papers

The absolute hell of your revision, you're probably procrastinating doing one right now and have it sitting in front of you. People claim its the best way to practice but because of fucking AQA (search for AQA) they are completely different to what you'll sit when you're in that sweaty fucking exam hall with 200 depressed kids.

Teacher: Do these past papers for homework
Student: Fuck right off they're fucking stupid

by @theinterdiction May 29, 2017


Fish Paste

Another way of saying something is unfair or untrue. A substitution for "baloney" in the phrase "That's baloney"

Person A: That guy is actually just sniping me from across the map he's actually hacking
Person B: That is utter fish paste

by Billiebobbiejoeie July 11, 2023


grill paste

The cleansing paste used with a toothbrush to clean one's teeth/smile made of diamonds and/or gold

Yo, i gotta brush my grill. Where the grill paste at?

by kristensez June 30, 2016