porn

n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.

As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"

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porned

when annoying raunchy, sex ads pop up on your computer by accident.

"Dude, I was streaming Law & Order from some sketchy website last night in the living room, and I got porned!! I can't believe the volume wasn't on mute and my Grandmother was sitting right next to me!"

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people eather being naked or doing sex acts 4 the camera. but there are different levels of porn. i love seeing pictures of women naked and acting sexy (ie soft core). but then u got the hard core. some of it is interesting but most isnt becuase most has eather 1)women fucking weird things 2)2 many dicks in them. if i wanna see a dick ill look down lol. i go on porn 2 see hot chicks

Softcore porn is beautiful and sexy cause it shows naked women posing or doing traditional sex acts. Softcore makes sex beautfiul. Hardcore porn shows people doing freaky things, like sticking carrots up their ass or getting gangbanged. These things aren't exactly a turn on. Stick 2 the softcore and get more turned on. The women are more beautiful on it neway.

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the way to find yourself drowling over an electric apliance

oh, my god! I found Alysa Milano´s pussy

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the mysterious energy that makes your hands really attracted to your crotch area

Turn off that porn so i can get back to work!

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The source of all fuckin viruses and pests!
Computer bugs/virus, hIV virus, herpes, crabs.....

HornyRobert: SHIT! porn ruined my life! Gotta buy a new pc! THE CPU's fucked by viruses and the monitor's fucked by my cumshot...

PussyJames: FUCk! Coz of porn, I became horny... hooked up some dirty Prostitute.... I'm now Infected by STD's and WTF?! I saw a bunch of Crabs having orgy in my pubic hair!

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porning

The act of Masturbating while watching porn.

Last night I was porning it while I was driving my car on the highway.

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