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put on a shat

To make a stink in public or put on a gross display of oneself's unrefined behavior.

"OMG. Did you see how she treated that poor waitress?" "Yeah, she really put on a shat!"

by Mark Bedingfield September 14, 2006

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Tsla put

What you buy when you are allergic to money

I bought this tsla put and got margin called.

by Dstonks August 30, 2021

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


put a donk on it

A close synonym for 'hurry up' or 'get a move on.' Used to indicate that the person needs to get their shit together and often leave. To increase the urgency in the expression one can use 'fucking' between the 'a' and the 'donk.'

Also used when having a drinking session with friends to encorage a member of the group to finish their drink or catch up with the others.

Friend 1: Have you packed yet? We need to leave otherwise we're going to miss the train.
Friend 2: No mate. I'm just about to.
Friend 1: Well put a fucking donk on it then!

Drinking Friend 1: Everyone finished their cans yeh?

Drinking Friends: Yeh, get us some more mate.
Slow drinking friend: Don't worry about me guys, i've still got half to go. Start without me.

Drinking friend 1: Come on mate put a donk on it and we'll start the next can together.

by Revilo JW November 12, 2010

80πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


put pocketing

When a person puts something into your pocket. It is the same as reverse pick pocketing. It is done by some advertising agencies to promote their product.

The advertisers are getting more aggressive and cheap with their put pocketing campaigns. At one time they would put a fiver in the pocket with their ads. Now they put tasteless trinkets of negative value.

by mlhiss August 26, 2009

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Put Me On

to be the middle man between the meeting of two people

β€œbro put me on with her”

β€œok man, i’ll tell her about you and give her your social media”

by jeyfum May 10, 2021

25πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Put on socks

To place a condom or "rubber" around a penis, or "dick"

Before me and my girl got it on, I "put on socks" to make sure we wouldnt have a bun in the oven.

STAY SAFE KIDS

by Deloro Bigpenis June 29, 2005

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Putting The Jake On

Calling the cops.

I fucked your 15yr old sister, now your mom is putting the jake on.

I came in a taco at work, the girl who ate it is putting the jake on.

by RedRibbonSword September 18, 2010

27πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž