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a situation where one is jealous because their friend/neighbor has a bigger tv (usually plasma/HD) than they do.
I had a big time case of tv envy when Biff got a 50" plasma set for the Super Bowl and I'm stuck with my 13" black and white.
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TV exclusive to daytime. Broadcasters figure people watching are unemployed, uneducated and poor. Judge Judy, Peoples Court, Divorce Court and clones pander to those who feel they can get their 15 minutes of fame and fortune by airing their dirty laundry in a fake courtroom ruled by a celebrity judge. Other examples are low end talk shows which degenerate into shouting and shoving matches. Jerry Springer comes to mind. At least there's plenty of high comedy. A spin off show is the Steve Wilkos program. That bald guy whokept order on Jerry Springer now has his show. People come to see the Chicago cop as their wizard as they seek solutions to their problems. Springer and Wilkos are actually the high end of these shows. The bottom of the bunch is Maury Povich's show. A forum for the new morality where a girl gets knocked up but isn't sure who's the baby daddy. And Loser TV advertising goes right down the toilet hawking: Sleazy law firms promising get rich quick, storefront ghetto medical/dental clinics, rent to own appliance stores, cheap internet/cell phones and vocational schools. Additional advertising are:
fast food commercials especially for such gourmet eateries as MC Donalds and Checkers. These ads usually feature plenty of loud rap/hip hop music.
"Yo Osphena, turn into Maury and watch that ho Destiny find out who be her little boy's baby daddy, that's must see loser TV." Erica's knocked up again with her third kid and she's just 16 and has nothing better to do than watch Judge Judy on Loser TV.
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Tv spy: A tv spy is someone that looks through your window to see what you are watching on tv. It is rare to catch a tv spy, because most of the time you are too engrossed in the tv.
Matt: I've spotted a tv spy!
Slime: No way bro! We can't let him get away with a free episode of Naruto Shippuden!
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Quite possibly the shittiest station on television, which devoured TBS and proceeded to mutate into the most unpleasant media experience to infect the earth. Plagued by 20-minute commercial breaks, overenthusiastic censoring, and terrible shows, it will make you want to send a 9-iron through your TV screen.
Guy 1: I had to break my flat-screen yesterday because I accidentally flipped it to Peachtree TV.
Guy 2: Yeah, that happened to me last week.
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this difinition is commanly used when the name of the television remote suddenly seems to escape your mind. Mostly used by forgetful, idiotic, coach potatoes which are to lazy to get up and reach for the remote or are to unpatient to wait until the items actually name returns to them. This is usually the last resort of what someone would and could ever call their TV remotes.
coach potato blob boy: MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where's the....umm....the.....you know...the, it has buttons.
coach potatoes mother: what do you want now?
coach potato blob boy: where's the...the TV thing??
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Low-brow television, unscripted material from actual people. People may be suffering or under stress.
Also: most reality TV shows characters contain at least a high majority of white people, one token black person, one token asian person, and one token hispanic person.
Big Brother, Survivor, Joe Millionaire, The Littlest Groom, are examples of reality TV.
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Basically the same thing as a Windows Media Center Extender only from Apple so it works correctly.
Person 1: I love my new Apple TV.
Person 2: I love my old Windows Media Extender. Oh no, it crashed.
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