When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left
Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.
Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.
Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.
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Person 1: You look like Ed sheeren. You must be a kiddy fiddler
Josh: IM NOT A GINGER
Person 1: Whatever u say ed sheeren
A term used to describe an sick individual that sexually grooms children, especially as a tool to excel neo-Marxist Wokeism ideology. Synonym: Groomer
This kiddie twiddler thought is was a good idea to show kindergarten students how to pleasure someone with a dildo.
A sexual activity in which the woman gets in a downward dog position and stretches her ass open. The man proceeds to put the tip, and only the tip, of his penis into her ass. While in her the man will urinate. Afterwards, the woman will shit her piss-fermented shit into a tube, put it in an oven, and wait for it to turn into a baby. This reflects the way one percieves sex as a kid. FOR BEST EFFECT DO THIS WHILE SOFT
Damn, me and this bitch hd the best kiddy-style sex last night. I can't for that thing to come out of the oven!
AKA Dave Miller, the gay serial killer who went coo-coo crazy
"bro that's the kiddie strangler, he killed 5 kids with sausages"
Dave Miller: "I was tryna be creative, and it was effective!"
An adult that is selfish, irritable and naive like a child.
- How was your Valentine's Day?
- Well ... There was a tantrum, popcorn and a bear movie. I realized that s/he is an Hello Kiddy Person.