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Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool

When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left

Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.

by Ballsakless February 12, 2023


Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

by S_Dtulip August 30, 2023

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Kiddy fiddler

A child violinist

Person 1: You look like Ed sheeren. You must be a kiddy fiddler
Josh: IM NOT A GINGER
Person 1: Whatever u say ed sheeren

by JoshuaEdwinDonaldthegingernut September 8, 2021


Kiddie Twiddler

A term used to describe an sick individual that sexually grooms children, especially as a tool to excel neo-Marxist Wokeism ideology. Synonym: Groomer

This kiddie twiddler thought is was a good idea to show kindergarten students how to pleasure someone with a dildo.

by Luke The Canuck July 22, 2022


Kiddy-Style

A sexual activity in which the woman gets in a downward dog position and stretches her ass open. The man proceeds to put the tip, and only the tip, of his penis into her ass. While in her the man will urinate. Afterwards, the woman will shit her piss-fermented shit into a tube, put it in an oven, and wait for it to turn into a baby. This reflects the way one percieves sex as a kid. FOR BEST EFFECT DO THIS WHILE SOFT

Damn, me and this bitch hd the best kiddy-style sex last night. I can't for that thing to come out of the oven!

by TheDefinerOfSodom December 12, 2019


The Kiddie Strangler

AKA Dave Miller, the gay serial killer who went coo-coo crazy

"bro that's the kiddie strangler, he killed 5 kids with sausages"
Dave Miller: "I was tryna be creative, and it was effective!"

by November 29, 2023


Hello Kiddy Person

An adult that is selfish, irritable and naive like a child.

- How was your Valentine's Day?
- Well ... There was a tantrum, popcorn and a bear movie. I realized that s/he is an Hello Kiddy Person.

by Juanki St. Jacob February 15, 2018