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mercantile pretzel

A man fucking a woman while being fucked in the ass.
Mercantile is a popular gay bar in the heart of California's capital city, Sacramento, leaning it's name to the the said "pretzel"

Treighton was in the middle of a mercantile pretzel

by Shayded August 16, 2015

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pretzel day

October 19. Celebrated by fans of tv sitcom The Office. Every year on this date a pretzel cart comes to Dunder Miflin Paper Company . Season 3 episode 5, Micheal Scott and Stanley Huston wait in line for a pretzel. Celebrated by getting a pretzel and quoting only the best office quotes,

Pam: Pretzel day is here, lets to to Auntie Annie's and get pretzels
Michael: Fo sho!!!!

by the duce bag joey August 13, 2018

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Floor Pretzels

a) The most delicious snack food ever. It's especially great for parties! It's very simple to prepare as well. All you need to do is:

1) Buy a bag of pretzels.
2) Set them down at the party long enough to have played a few rounds of your favorite drinking game.
3) Open the bag of pretzels and begin to eat them, after a set amount of time one of your drunken friends will knock them from your hands and THERE YOU HAVE IT! Delicious Floor Pretzels!

b) A bitch to clean up in the morning... you may even need foot brooms

Bob: Hey these are great! What are they?
Jennifer: They're floor pretzels!
Bob: 5-second rule I always say!

(The day after the party)
Stuart: Ah, damnit! Looks like we had floor pretzels last night!
Jeff: Looks like we should break out the foot brooms I guess...

by Rabid Spider Monkey February 15, 2010

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salty pretzels

What dan diaz thought megan knoblichs pussy tasted like he bragged about it and even told his mom, no his mom makes fun of him and gos "daniel.....SALTY PRETZELS!

"PLEASE DONT TELL ANYONE GUyS........

by DANDALAQUEAF October 22, 2004

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Distraction Pretzel

A pretzel that you use to distract someone/something in order to get access to an item, i.e. laptop, car, money etc.

Jason: Hey can I use your computer?

Jen: No.

Jason: *holds out distraction pretzel, tosses it in corner*

Jen: *leaps for pretzel*

Jason: *grabs computer and quickly updates Facebook Status*

by pi@noguy January 6, 2011

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Dipped Pretzel

A threat so deadly, that it cannot actually be described. It is just a terrible act nobody would ever want to happen to them.

Eric: "Wahhhh I can't get my computer to work properly!"
Jacob: "If you don't shut up I'll give you a dipped pretzel..."

by GrandmaPax February 1, 2015

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The Anal Pretzel

They call this one "Yoga in the Sac". It is gender fluid and it will rock your socks off if done correctly. Perform some nice leg stretches before executing this revolutionary sex position; don't wanna pull a hammy when you're on a one way ticket to Pound Town. One partner will stretch their legs behind their head to where their feet cross behind their skull, leaving them shaped like a pretzel and their bum open for whatever. The other partner then proceeds to take the dirt road home while their pretzeled partner just lies there and accepts.

"Natasha went into The Anal Pretzel last night and it was glorious."
"David couldn't sit for a week after he went into Anal Pretzel mode for his lover."

by BigRick2008 June 23, 2017

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