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Theos, who's namesake comes from the greek meaning god, are amazing guys. Although a little sensitive at times, they are god-like creatures. Especially asian Theos are very heartfelt, sweet, caring, loving and also a little insecure guys. Theo's have a kind a way to smuggle themselves into your life and make you fall in love with them, although you don't mean too.
Theo's are really good to have around: you can talk about everything and anything. They always have an open ear for you and are always there for you, so you can really count on them. Apart from the few fights you'll have with them, you'll always have a great time. Although very awkward, especially when you meet them for the first time, after a little warming up, they are very open and cute and good. But these aren't the only things Theos are and can do (; (if you know what I'm saying (;;; )
You have to care for your Theo with a lot of love and patience. They just really are weird but god-like creatures in many ways ^-^
Girl 1: I just met this really awkward but cute guy!
Girl 2: You better watch out! It's a Theo.. you'll find yourself theod in no time!
A guy with a huge dick and loves all people with level Big tits and asses. Ngl everyone want to fuck this man. A woman said "I had sex with Theo 9 months ago and she said god dayum only tip of could get in me also now i have a child with a big dick so i can fuck him everyday!!"
"I want to have a anal with Theo"
Guy with a huge ass and dick. Also known as a pussy demolisher. This man can fill you up only using the tip of his dick. He will release his semen and it will only take the woman 4 months to get a baby. Has 72 children in his basement. Will demolish your ass no matter what. Can fuck your mom, Grandma, sister, cousin at the same time.
Theo is that one guy who you will fall head over heels in love with right before he breaks your heart. A questionable amount of girls like Theo and you will cry about him at some point in your life. Theo likes to believe he’s a sociopath, there is nothing solidly proving this right or wrong. Theo will start a conversation and then become very dry. Theo is always horny. Theo’s convinced he can pull off bangs but he really can’t. Theo likes to make sexual jokes that can be very funny.
Theo: *rapey accent* I fuck lots of Miami bitches
Daisy: you what
Theo: *accent continued* I have very big peen
-Morbidly a beast
-The only true rizzler
-"Legalize Anabolic swag"
"Rizz me this Philipp"
"stfu ur such a Theo"
Theo is antisocial, loving music type of guy good looking, chill as hell small friend circle, never switch up on friends and family , loyal money chaser.
If your boyfriend is a Theo he won’t never let you go.
a guy who has a big dick, and dark humor. A theo will interrupt you while you're talking. He is very empathetic. he has ADHD. He has athma and will breathe into the mic. BEWARE! he broke up with his gf because carti didn't drop.
friend: who's that?
me: that's theo, he's gay for carti.
friend: damn! he's hot.
me: ye I know, he gets all the bitches.