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That seemingly quite fellow who "crouches in the brush" of a conversation, standing in the background of the crowd, waiting patiently for the perfect moment to say something hilarious.
synonym: Opportunistic Comedian
Ray: "The conversation our group was having was rather dull until Danny leaped in with a colorful plethora of 'that's what she said' jokes."
Debbie: "I know. He's usually so quiet too. I guess he's a bit of a social tiger."
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The red-hand print left from a 'player' slapping the naked ass of a girl with whom he is not in a formal relationship but with whom he is engaging in sexual activity. Made famous by professional golfer Tiger Woods.
She sold pictures of the 'tiger paw' on her ass to the national enquirer.
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The post tense of having parked ones stomach contents somewhere. The term is most appropriate for sudden involuntary regurgitation where the parking site is particularly unfortunate, and causes distress for all concerned.
I'm never taking a drunk scrubber home again; the last one parked a tiger in my bed!
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The unfortunate effect the Tiger Woods saga has had on every man in a relationship.. the subsequent berating every man in a relationship has received due to the actions of Tiger Woods. Every woman now thinks their man is cheating like him.
Man my wife is pissed. So is mine! I don't even remember doing anything... must be the Tiger Effect!
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The point of drunkenness where you call upon or text upon your significant other or drunk thang.....
After the club, and a few too many drinks, I had my Tiger Vision going
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An alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, consisting of half sweet tea and half lemonade Four Loko. As Palmer was the best golfer of his time, Tiger Woods is the best of this time, adding plenty of poor life choices.
WARNING: May result in golf clubs in your Cadillac windshield
That Tiger Woods last night made me go on TV this morning to apologize for what I did
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The striped pattern left in loose fitting undergarments after sharting.
I was horrified to see that that last wet fart left my boxers with a tiger shart print.
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