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The DEFINITION of 4x4, and the automotive equivalent of a chameleon. In the Middle East, Southeast Asia, and much of Africa - show up in one of these, and everyone will know you're rich, potentially royalty and potentially bought it using blood money. In Europe? Nonexistent, unless you count the Prado. In the US? Either stealth wealth WASPs or overlanding bros who treat it like an expensive 4Runner. In Japan? A more niche product, and the canvas for some Midnight Club-level builds. In Australia? The undisputed King of the Outback, mate. Available as either a "station wagon" currently in the 300-series, or a no-nonsense 4x4/pickup in the form of the 70-series. One of Japan's most iconic vehicular exports and quite possibly one of the most reliable vehicles on planet earth. This thing will take you anywhere and will not leave you stranded. Many SUVs come close - the Nissan Patrol, Land Rover Range Rover, and Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen are all fantastic SUVs, but the Land Cruiser is in a league of its own. There's a reason why everyone from the UN to ISIS uses these bad boys. You can get one in complete barebones GX spec or fully loaded Sahara spec - making it the Japanese equivalent to an F-series or RAM truck (although much more reliable.) A strong contender for the most badass vehicle on earth.
The Toyota Land Cruiser is every Arab or Australian teen's dream first car.
A shit house excuse of a 4wd owned by tight arse cunts named seagull or people with lots of kids and no money and no life
Toyota troopy Driven as a family taxi but tight arse people
Slow and eco friendly car, also very uncomfortable to sit in
The toyota prius is cheap to buy and maintain
The act of flashing an unsuspecting passerby with your Toyota t-shirt, accomplished by pulling your hoodie or jersey up and over the logo.
Guy1: Yo I just Toyota flashed that hoe
Guy2: I didn't know you were into Toyota flashing!
Noun: also know as a Toyota Yaris, often travelling well under the speed limit.
I was late for work because I got stuck behind a "Toyota Terrified" when the traffic lights turned green and the driver panicked and didn't know what to do next.
The most commonly used car by police so they don't look like cops
(friend driving)
(Passenger) woah man slow down
(friend) why I don't see any cops
(Passenger) you see that Black Toyota Camry pulled over there
(friend) yeah so
(Passenger) it's a cop, see how he's got part most of his window covered there
(friend) oh
(Passenger) yeah it's a speed trap
(friend) I should slow down then
A word commonly inherited by mouth breathers and glue eaters who think they know what a good car is
“Hey bro do you like cars”?
“Yeah i love the Toyota Crown”
“Fuck off you absolute piece of shit”