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A literal tank shaped like an SUV, and it's big brother of the legendary 4Runner!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can go nascar racing in an EF-5 tornado!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
A shit house excuse of a 4wd owned by tight arse cunts named seagull or people with lots of kids and no money and no life
Toyota troopy Driven as a family taxi but tight arse people
A lightweight, overpriced, overhyped, 128 horsepower shitbox from Toyota and was the hero car of Initial D
Oh God , why is the Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno so damn expensive?!
The act of flashing an unsuspecting passerby with your Toyota t-shirt, accomplished by pulling your hoodie or jersey up and over the logo.
Guy1: Yo I just Toyota flashed that hoe
Guy2: I didn't know you were into Toyota flashing!
toyota trueno is a japanese car that is more commonly known as ae86, the car came out 1985 and it is driven by the king taaaakumii-senpai, taakumi is a jappalenare born in the hood hood nigga japalenare racing place and he delivers very good tofu, the special ingrediant is buuntas pubic hair. and the car gives the water taste because of the smell of sex in the car, this smell is caused by takuumis sexs session with his girlfriend,
ello takumi do you have the toyota trueno (ae86)
yEs
Worst car ever made. I want to pit manuver one so badly. I hate all prius compacts
Annabelle: I drive a Toyota Prius C!
Me asf: pit manuvers it
Driven by the nice Asshole you will ever meet he is kind loves to help people knows what he wants in life do not cross him he will help people when he can his goal in life is to help others in need his whole goal is to help other clean up there lives and Achieve financial freedom unlike others before his time he sees things in a different light and believes that just because someone try’s things that may not agree with others they may not push their ideologies without trying it themselves … he is a positive light where-ever he goes watch out though he will make your life a living hell if you piss him off this is hard to do … fair warning he can call on the powers of unknown forces…… kind, and fair he would help just about anyone but he has a real problem with authority he believes that no one should be controlled they should be free to make there own choices however crimes against humanity is where he draws a line. Live long and prosper education isn’t everything but it helps. One of the luckiest person alive. People are drawn to him Watch out though don’t take his kindness for a weakness you’ll awaken something you never want to see
That t.o.w guy that drives a 2022 Toyota Camry hybrid he’s a nice guy just don’t cross him you might regret it