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Toyota of Hackensack

Monthly meeting place for ardent quilters where event-goers practice honest to goodness quilting, and certainly not anything sexual. The location has become so inexorably tied to the act of quilting that itself has become a verb.

Sorry Jane, I can't come to your key party as I'll be Toyota of Hackensacking.

by churchsteve March 18, 2019


Toyotaing

To go places

“I don’t like toyotaing, I like to stay home

by Persephone1983 November 21, 2021


Toyotaing

The act of going places

“I don’t like toyotaing, I like staying home.”

by Persephone1983 November 21, 2021


Toyota Land Cruiser

A literal tank shaped like an SUV, and it's big brother of the legendary 4Runner!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!

The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can go nascar racing in an EF-5 tornado!

The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!

The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!

THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!

by Shb99 February 7, 2023


Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno

A lightweight, overpriced, overhyped, 128 horsepower shitbox from Toyota and was the hero car of Initial D

Oh God , why is the Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno so damn expensive?!

by SRrocketbunny October 16, 2022


Toyota Prius

Slow and eco friendly car, also very uncomfortable to sit in

The toyota prius is cheap to buy and maintain

by totoyataprius August 11, 2023


toyota troopy

A shit house excuse of a 4wd owned by tight arse cunts named seagull or people with lots of kids and no money and no life

Toyota troopy Driven as a family taxi but tight arse people

by Td42t for life September 4, 2018