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teen1: Why r u so mad
teen2: cuz fortnite keeps telling me loading please wait
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(Simile.) Describes a badly overgrown ladygarden or punani in need of a lot of TLC. (And possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.)
"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a twat like Terry Waite's allotment! I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"
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Low brow, formulaic fiction novels usually only found in grocery stores and drug stores. The only time they do get noticed/purchased is when the individual is forced to wait in line for a long time.
With titles like "No Escape" and "The Final Surrender," Bob figured both novels had to be good...after standing in line for 20 minutes. He only realized what he had when he got home; the novels were both waiting line fiction.
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Alexander Hamilton wants you to wait..... he is gonna do something very special so just you wait.
Just you wait is what Alexander Hamilton always says.
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Friend waiting room is similar to a friendzone. It usually describes two people in a close friendship that for several reasons are not ready to commit to a real relationship but in the future plan/can be a couple
John : Do you want to go out with me?
Sarah : No. I'm not friendzoning you though, I just can't commit to a relationship yet. I will put you in a friend waiting room for now.
John : Okay, I understand.
the dankest of all memes and will be forever rememberd
wait a minute mrpostman
The act of knowing that something terrible is going to happen, but hoping that it will resolve itself without any further intervention if you wait long enough.
"I accidentally prescribed that patient the wrong dose."
"Are you going to warn them?"
"Let's just wait for Sue Gray."