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When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.
It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.
fiddle sack also known is a spot to where you store fiddles, Fun Fact: the fiddler on the roof had a sack for his fiddle.
I grabbed my fiddle sack and fiddled has fast and hard as possible
A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.
"How did your date go last night?"
"I ripped the fiddle."
"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"
When you dip your fingers In peanut butter and rub a girl's vagina like you're playing a fiddle.
I'd give you some nice rusting fiddles
When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.
(Man talking to a group of kids)
"Hey, you kids wanna ride the rusty fiddle?"
Noun definition: A gathering of people such as a potluck, that takes place in rural Appalachia.
Verb definition: To goof off, act up, or slack on the job.
Noun: "Barbara and I are having a good, old-fashioned fiddle-fuck this weekend and we'd sure love it if you folks joined us!
Verb: Y'all quit fiddle-fuckin' around and get to work!
When you and a bro hold hands, with the intent to use those hands to finger a girl/boy.
Emmet: Remember when Tony and I held hands and fingered that chic?
Phil: Yeah. You gave her the ol’ Double Dutch Fiddle