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Bumper Cars

A sex position where both the man and women are kneeling with their asses facing eachother.

Yeah man my penis is so flexible, I can pull off bumper cars with my girl

by Hugh Jainis March 9, 2017

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Split bumper

Common use for referral to 70-73 Rally Sport camaros with two small bumpers on each side of the grill.

Is that camaro a split bumper? Yes its a RS camaro

by John Copello May 31, 2007

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Bumper Balls

Noun. A term used to describe the act of two men having double penetration sex with a woman, whereas each man has at least a 12 inch penis, and are standing. With each thrust, the men's testicles are repeatedly hitting each other, making a thumping sound. Commonly causes Sticky Bumper Balls.

Guy1: "Your mother likes bumper balls, doesn't she?"
Guy2: "How'd you know?"
Guy1: "Nick and I were not at your house to watch the dog."

by MarkBolo February 5, 2007

54๐Ÿ‘ 134๐Ÿ‘Ž


bumper stickers

retarded slogans on rectangular stickers that are attached to many crappy cars. people who have brand new cars feel they're too cool to put bumper stickers on that nice shiny mustang. over time, they will.examples of said bumper stickers are:

My child is an Honors Student!

Jesus loves you!

If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?

Im a Proud Soccer Mom!

stuff with college football logos

on the back of a crappy nissan- "Jesus loves you, but everyone thinks your an asshole!" bumper stickers

on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.

by imsocoolishaticecubes! August 17, 2008

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bumper clot

Very similar to the jamaican slang blood clot. so look that one up!

Paul ya soopid bumpa clo mo-dah foe-ka

by rasta man August 3, 2003

34๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


bumper thumper

Derived from bible thumper

An automobile that:


* Is valued at less than $1000.00

* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with

* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes

"I'll be late for work unless this fucking bumper thumper gets out of my way."

by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


bumper stickers

A fast dog running after a slow car.

Fido ran after a Fiat. Now he is a bumper sticker.

by george stephans October 22, 2004

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