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Some idiots think New England is a state! It's the 13 original colonies of England in what is now the USA. Most of the East Coast.
My name is Max Johnson (made up name, as in HUGE COCK), and I live in the state of New England. I'm just visiting here for a while to take care of my sick mother. (A great way to pick up dumb blondes).
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The only part of the United States where it's possible to be -10 and 102 degrees on the same day, and also home to the only state and city where uttering the words 'Go Yankees' will get you mauled by angry baseball fans
Example 1:
I'm going to New England- better bring three t-shirts AND my parka!
Example 2:
Person 1: Bro, I just saw a Yankees Fan get mauled by a group of Red Sox fans!
Person 2: Welcome to Boston...
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As in: England is the dried husk that Better England emerged from.
Or as a citizen of America might say.
Man 1: Dude, where you from?
Man 2: Moron, we is both Better Englishmen.
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Not just the queen of England, but of BRITAIN. Many people forget this. Mainly foreigners and people from England.
Also the head of the commonwealth realm
Guy that can't get his facts right: Did you hear about the Queen of England?
Clever guy: It's the queen of Britain you douche
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A famous saying by a fat and famous historical poet named Nick Crompton.
This quote was first created and sought out as historical in 2017.
Nick Crompton: England is my City!!!
Girls:Panties drop because they´re suddenly filled with a lot of knowledge
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A poem by dumbass englishboy Nick Crompton in a song by the most Shithead Douchebag Youtuber Jake Paul
Nick Cropmton: England is my city
British PM : I hereby revoke you of your British Citizenship
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Some dumb shit the youtuber Jake Paul had in his awful song.
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