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1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.
2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
Also widely known as diarrhea. Can cause extreme discomfort and a hefty laundry bill with embarrassment if not careful.
Man, look at the brown stains on that guy. He must not have known he had the express shits!!
A plane ride where the other passengers are hacking their brains out
I couldn't wait to get off the tuberculosis express, fucking disgusting ass coughers
When you fist your significant other with a handful of ice cubes in your hands
You wanna know whats better than a minivan a Polar Express!
The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.
The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.
The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.
The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.
A penis wrinkle, often accompanied by ass spiders
He was being such a parker express the other night.