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A sex act where one person defecates on the other's chest and then rubs the excrement on that person's face after mixing it with maple syrup while taxing the everloving shit out of them.
She was so nasty, she asked me for a Canadian History, man! I still can't wash the Quebec smell off of my bedsheets!
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Canada's History is a slang term for the space between a post-menopausal woman's breasts, implying their age and worthlessness. Often heard of in geriatric pornography or when encountering cougars at the bar.
"Dude, Canada's History is looking really bleak from here."
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Inspired by the great Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is a depraved sex act in which a gigantic moose head is mounted over the stanley cup and then used as a seat for the female during intimate times. Then Grade A Canadian Maple syrup is poured over the private parts of the loving couple for extra sweet lubrication. Finally the contents which spill into the Stanley Cup during copulation are consumed at the the end of the festivities with a hardy yelp of "HOW'S ABOOT THAT CANADIAN HISTORY?!". An oil painted portrait of Stephen Colbert hung next to the moose head is optional.
-"Dude I had to take aboot five showers to get the sticky off from that crazy Canada's History last night."
-"I pulled off the nastiest Canada's History with your mom last night."
-"Thank god for Stephen Colbert or we would not have Canada's History."
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a common practice of aging American homo-sexuals bored with their sex lives, the group assembles together at least five items related to canada. Popular items are hockey sticks, curling brooms and stones, beaver pelts,canadian bacon, maple syrup, a Stanly Cup replica and other canadian memorabilia. The group then sets up a video camara and each member then takes a date rape type drug and commence in an orgy using the canadian items. The following day the video is replayed for all to view, as they cannot remember what had happened. Hence the name Canadian History
Eh, you guys get into a fight last night
Nah, just studied some Canadian History
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according to Stephen Colbert, "A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup"
Man, I just did Canada's History on your mom, and she loved it!
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usually used to described retards within a community based on historical discussion, this mainly includes those whom consistently post history memes, such as wehrmachts marching, with some text added above, for an example; "me and the boys on our way to paris.", in general, extremely unfunny material.
history memers seem to think that they are cool, yet it is quite the opposite, they are just losers whom have a massive network of gifs taking up 20 terabytes in their downloads folder.
a man going by the name of "Civollow", has described history memers as fat creatures with pimpled faces, round glasses and extremely large teeth.
some dude: fuck off history memer.
history memer: hahaha funny germany take poland go vroom boom kashoom
some dude: shut the fuck up.
history memer: romans when the carthage *insert giga chad*
some dude: ah fuck this guy.
discrod mod: *history memer was banned* reason: retarded history memer
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Da timeline detailing your various "suckcesses" with a number of fellow humans.
With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!