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a holiday romance is just temporary or casual relation between two strangers developed realistically in such a short space of time.
I wasn't sure if it was love at first sight or Just a holiday romance.
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Being in a relationship (Really, it's just a label - it's actually the things that you two do together that count, i.e. kissing, hugging etc. etc.), and going off on a holiday (say, back home) of a certain predetermined short amount of time, oh say, 4 weeks. Then gradually losing feelings for your partner, and start seeing some another person. On HOLIDAY. And actually getting into a relationship with him/her during the last week of your holiday and actually start dragging it into a long distance relationship, while your partner still loves you like nothing he/she's ever loved before. When confronted, you say things like 'Oh I've given up so much thought about it' and 'I think this will work' and 'But at least I told you the truth throughout the whole time' and 'But I've fallen for him everytime I've gone back'
Nicole - "Yeah. I'm on a holiday fling with someone back home who I've fallen for everytime I've gone back and I decided to break off whatever that we've had and get into a long distance relationship with him on the last week of my holiday because I think this is going to work, and I've given it heaps of thought and I'm doing things that make me happy, like you told me to. Besides, I think we moved too fast. I know it's my fault and I wish I was never part of your life. I'm sorry."
Me - "WTF COULDN'T YOU HAVE WAITED ONE MORE FRICKING WEEK BEFORE YOU COME BACK THEN AT LEAST WE CAN FRICKING REBUILD OUR FEELINGS, RATHER THAN FUCKING AROUND WITH SOME GUY ON A HOLIDAY BACK HOME WHO'S A DOUCHEBAG WHO'S SOOOOOOOOOO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT FUCKING AROUND WITH YOU EVERYTIME YOU GO BACK?"
Nicole - "Oh but he's such a nice guy and he brings me places and takes me home and stuff and I love hanging out and drinking and having sleepovers with all guys when I go back home"
Me - "Errr WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF"
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS CRAZY FUCKING SHIT TO ME NICOLE? THIS IS NOT THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF. THIS IS NOT 'DOING THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY' - THIS. IS. CALLED. FUCKING. AROUND. It's only with extremely powerful and reluctant self-control that I don't call you a dirty and cheap 2-bit WHORE. Because that's what people who know the story think you are. And if you REALLY weren't 'over your ex' and 'still fcked in the head' then you would've distanced yourself from relationships. NOT GET INTO ONE ON FUCKING HOLIDAYS WHILE YOU WERE IN ONE WITH ME(We didn't label it but we did everything a couple would do). THANKS FOR FUCKING AROUND ON A 4 WEEK HOLIDAY AND NOT EVEN BEING ABLE TO HOLD ON TO YOUR FEELINGS FOR FOUR. FRICKING. WEEKS. ENJOY FUCKING HIM EVERYTIME YOU GO BACK HOME FOR A HOLIDAY.
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Dick so good and big you cannot have everyday.
Getting fucked by a man with holiday dick is better than getting presents on Christmas.
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The terrible feeling you get the day you have to go back to work after more than two days off due to a holiday.
I went back to work after Christmas weekend with Holiday Hangover.
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(n.) A pass given a husband, wife, boyfriend, or any significant other when they commit a screw up in a relationship during a holiday that at any other time of the year would be an immediate cause to break up. (Note: It will NEVER apply when the offense occurs on Valentine’s Day or on a birthday or anniversary.) The need for granting a Holiday Pass will typically be associated with some misgiving that occurs by one member in a relationship at a large party or social gathering on or around a holiday that involves large quantities of alcohol, members of the opposite sex in revealing or sexy clothing, traditions such as mistletoe, kissing at midnight on New Year’s Eve, summer boating activities, watching fireworks at night, etc, etc. The need for granting a Holiday Pass will always be associated with an epic story associated with the actual event necessitating it, or the actual granting of the pass, itself.
Haley - OMG!!! Larry got so stinking drunk at the Christmas party and puked all over the shrubbery at my friend’s house! He was such a whiney ass, and a total embarrassment to me. I’m going to dump his ass and never go out with him again.
Kyle - It is okay Haley, this is a very stressful time of the year. He is a nice guy and you should probably give him a Holiday Pass for the Christmas Party vomiting incident!
Haley - You’re so right, Kyle, besides, Larry is really good in bed! In light of that, I’d really hate to dump him just for killing my friend’s shrubbery and making himself look like a lightweight, pussy drinker!
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Much like Con Withdrawl. A feeling of emptiness following any major holiday, mainly Halloween, Christmas, and in some cases Birthdays.
It's the second week of November but I'm still going through Holiday Withdrawl from Halloween. I know Xmas is coming up but that'll only end in holiday withdrawl as well.
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Before fucking someone nasty, you take all the sheets off of your bed.
"Your gonna fuck her? You better pull a Holiday Inn."
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