memory foam

Some Crap Nasa Made To "Help Sleep"..Bull
And Sometimes Cheap versions are made by other retarded companies

This Memory foam Sucks! It Gave me a Back Ache!

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core memory

Core memory (aka. magnetic-core memory, ferrite-core memory) is a type of non-volatile random access computer memory, that was popular before Pixar even existed.

- User: "Computer, what is core memory?"
- Computer: "Segmentation fault (core dumped)"

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Memory bank

Where you put a mental image of a hot girl you just saw, to save for 'alone time' later on.

Mike: Wow did you see that girl?
Joe: Yeah she's going in the memory bank!

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broadcast memory

when you are telling a story about your life when suddenly you realize that it was derived from a show or movie. NOT YOUR OWN LIFE. usually occurs within a person who has "no life"

Brad: hey dude, one time i had a crush on this girl named mary and i was at her house on prom night and got my penis caught in my zipper while i was...wait...nevermind, that was from the movie "all about mary".

Chad: Wow Brad, havin a bad case of broadcast memory? You really need to get a life!

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Dead Memories

When Specific Memories trigger no Emotional Response when remembered....

For example:

"Remembering a Deceased Friend/Relative you were close with... But feel no Emotion when remembering them"

Friend #1 - I really miss when you were still dating your Ex Girlfriend man... You two were perfect for each other..

Friend #3 - all I have are dead memories about her...

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involuntary memory

when you remeber something you did yeas ago that was cring

involuntary memory is oof XP

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Memory Hop

When your brain skips and later doesn't know how something happened.

I just memory hopped my classes

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