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Was the first human that ever has been on the moon, in 1969. He is still alive
Someday, I'll be as great as Neil Armstrong.
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The only man in the world that can sparkle and still be sexy, talented, funny, and have people flock around him. In other words, the exact opposite of the pansy ass known as "Edward Cullen". A sheer god among mortals.
NPH (Neil Patrick Harris) presented at the Academy Awards wearing a sparkling tux and STILL looking fantastic and like a true star.
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i bet u want my lips right round ur bellend... u bumder.
neil's dad from the inbetweeners is a bumder
A shitty ass middle school that has confusing hallways and a generally bad staff with the exception of a few teachers. It's the home of bad, pointless rules and the infamous buddy room. Kids here do stupid shit here like try to get high off cough medicine. Considered by many to be the worst two years of their life.
Kid 1: Dude do you remember that one time at Neil Armstrong Middle School?
Kid 2: I hated that school! DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT!
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Sex so good she's seeing the cosmos
He fucked me so hard I saw stars, and the cosmos. Neil deGrasse Tyson sex
When he is woke af
Gurl 1: ''This dude is woke af, he knows everything about the comos and shit''
Gurl 2: ''hm hm, he got some Neil Degrasse Tyson Energy''
‘Neil banging out the tunes’ refers to an image of a bald-looking rat in front of a toy keyboard captioned ‘Neil banging out the tunes April 13th, 2006’. It has become particularly popular in the Lemon Demon fandom, as Neil Cicierega shares a name with this meme.
Tumblr poster: holy shit it’s April 13th you know what that means
Everyone else: oh no
Neil banging out the tunes: hi