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A theatrical performer married to Phil Lester (aka AmazingPhil)
YouTube channel: danisnotonfire
Dan Howell made another video this year! It's like, his fourth one in 8 month So! I am so excited!
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A humorist and internet phenomenon, most famous for critiquing the famous twilight series in his "blogging twilight" articles on the website www.sparknotes.com
"OMG 1st on a Dan Bergstien blog???"
"You are my life now,
Dan Bergstein"
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a perfect British man, with hair dark like night, and high as a tower. His nose is perfectly symmetrical and his heart is warm and humble, his voice deep and rich with muse. Dan is perfect. Also known as lead singer of Bastille.
Most girls wish they were dating a Dan Smith.
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the tallest lesbian admitted since 2012
OMG Becky I just saw the tallest lesbian ever and she was such a pervert!!1!!11! (aka Dan Howell. Or Jessica you decide)
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Someone that has to prove they are not a donkey fucker.
Him: I believe Jed is a Dan Burton.
Her: Yes, I heard he dresses them up in Cheerleader outfits and fucks them hard.
an extremely deep yet sarcastic, cynical, and intelligent person who likes to untag himself on facebook. often causes laughter and has facebook profile pictures that are literary allusions.
did you read commuter dan's article? it was so deep and he got a 19/20!
a major player on the cowboy scene who goes to the reservation, drinks and gets mean, they say he'll start a war, he hops in his pickup puts the peddle to the floor and says "i've got mine but i want more" then he drives to the desert and fires his rifle in the sky and says "god if i have to die, you will have to die."
he didn't move to the city, the city moved to him and and he wants out desperately
"Cowboy Dan's a major player!"
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