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like the periodic table but with a list of names commonly given to idiots
Tyler is the first name on the idiotic table
An amazing, groundbreaking food movement that is now surpassing the once popular "farm to table" movement. Freezer to table involves taking frozen foods (such as tater tots, or giant vats of ice cream) that involve little to no preparation or culinary talent.
After a long night at The Clermont Lounge, I was starving and prepared a great freezer to table meal consisting of cheese sticks and Eggo Waffles.
To prop ones assets upon a table or surface in order to receive certain wants and needs. Typically in the context of an Instagram photograph.
Guy 1
Man look at those girls taking a selfie.
Guy 2
Fuck yeah man look at the way shes using that table fluff.
Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket
“Dude what’s up with him jumping her at the table?”Jump at the table
An order of pancakes by an individual with the intention of consumption by the entire party. A glue-guy brunch move.
I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.
A festering amalgamation of toxicity, spilt milk, and good memories. Many chicken strips wasted, ice packs yeeted, lunches ruined, insults thrown, Foxes slain. Many comers-and-goers such as Rotisserie Chihuahua, Joe Mama and the Caramelizer. The OG five: wpkoski, PortedData, savitor, FoxSlayer and the Turtle Lips. Then there’s Sheriff McClain! Colonel Sanders and his weed eyes, Kermit the Frog and the Syrup stick, the whore para and her ass-phone, Brad and his religious teachings, now it’s Mr. Manney (watch out, Fox). Food fights and verbal wars were very common, almost daily at this table but goddamn, it is nostalgic asf.
Me: Bro where should we sit at lunch?
Fox: Dude let’s sit at the OG Table!
When someone is so fat there stomach actually touches the table in sitting at a booth in a restaurant.
Mike: I can't fit in this booth and I'm spilling food on me.
Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.