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They come in all shapes and sizes. You may find them in your teens bedroom particularly large ones are the new in trend. Small shlongs usually are disliked by women as the saying goes 'go big or go home' which boys that own little schlong's take quite literally.
girl- Mum I don't want my dolls anymore I want a big schlong
mum- teenagers these days
mum- later searches up a shlong
'oooh darling id love a schlong too'
A shlong is a cock so big it slaps you thy so much that you get a dead leg and wish that size didn’t matter.
Slap, slap, slap, aww my leg is dead again. It’s just my shlong
male sexual genitalia, which is absaloutly enormous in every which way, length and diameter, like a human elephant penis.
Did you here... Andy's got an absolutely enormous shlong of a penis.
Coh I know it's massive.
A word used in the shlong fest
1: wow look at your shlong
2: omg your shlong is so big!
Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm
Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!