Smoth shoes: engineers or professionals in a pisition to make big decisions that they never have to experience in a real life work field and others run into their problematic ideas.
Im an auto painter and this new tri coat color doesnt match. Another smooth shoes with a dumb idea
When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.
I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again
A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.
example 1
person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."
example 2
person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"
A Saxophone.
Nathan: Hey, what instrument do you play?
Jayden: The Smooth Tube.
Nathan: Nice.
A slang used to call someone dumb, stupid, of low IQ, etc.
Origin: As the amounts of folds on the cerebrum of a mammal brain determines the intelligence of the being, having no folds would mean that they have on intelligence.
Ignore them, they're just some smooth brainers
1) In essence a metrosexual. One who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.
2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.
3) A man/boy who sags his pants below him ass.
4) An emo male.
5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.
'E' from entourage is the patron of all smoothe boys. Michael Bay is a prime example of a desperate smoothe boy.
The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement
Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.