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IT IS A SHOOTING BELLOW EATING SHEEP, IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN YOU ARE A REALLY WEIRD WEIRDO, SO YA
wow, they are so weird, no wonder their name is dinkle spork
Smartest Person Ever: Why only PLASTIC sporks here, and not any METAL sporks?
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do
When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.
When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.
There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.
Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.
When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at
Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.
Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!
“Spork Check”
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.