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This occurs when a filth encrusted psuedo cop jingles his coin purse while mentally reviewing the day's spank bank deposits.
Chief: Anybody seen that fuckin donkey Robertson?
Officer: Yeah chief, he's in his patrol car steeping the teabag.
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The act of dipping one's testicles into a bowl of fresh diarrhea, then performing the usual act of teabagging.
Variations include:
The Fruit and Nut: Add Raisins.
The Fererro Rocher: Allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. Using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.
The Aero Teabag: As with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. WARNING! Do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. Also don't run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.
The Chocolate Marble Teabag Cake (The Chomtea): A Soho Special. You and your friends may enjoy ejaculating multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. Commence with dipping, as per usual.
Experience this Chocolate Teabag yourself.
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When a group of males form a line and take turns dunking their balls on someone's face.
1. Sara loved the Teabag Express.
2. Sara "I can't get the musky smell of the Teabag Express out of my hair"
The act of a gentleman dipping his sweaty balls in sugar and putting them in a ladies face.
She was a southern girl, so he decided to give her the sweet teabag.
After a sporting event, the act of one fan placing his scrotum on the unconscious face of a fan of the opposing team and video taping it.
Did you hear about Brian? He got arrested for giving some guy an Alabama Teabag.
Getting tea bagged by a person dressed like royalty especially a prince
I was at the renaissance fair and the prince gave the jester a majestic teabag after the sword fight
Like a "regular"teabag, but done with a dingleberry instead of testicles.
Lola was surprised when she woke up to her husband giving her a Louisiana Teabag which left her with a Hillbilly Bindi.