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A person (typically a family member) that calls you right before you ejaculate, messing up your rhythm and taking you out of the zone
Last night I was in the middle of a great jerk off session until my great grandma phoned me. She is such a wank fiend
Someone who claims to meticulously plan and enact everyday activities, only to spend all day doing nothing, browsing social media, etc.
“Why has Evan spent all day on instagram? I thought he had stuff to do!”
“Yeah, his task is to go on instagram. He’s a task fiend.”
One who continually pursues his friend's sisters. Will go through great lengths despite complete futility along with a consistent beating.
You've been talking to my sister on facebook, you're following his sister on twitter, nigga you a sister fiend!
When someone goes to the smokers section at their highschool looking for a cigarette. Usually will smoke any cigarette found on the ground, especially if it looks like it was dunked in a sewer or dirty puddle.
Dude #1: "Hey there goes Goombaid looking for a cigarette. That guy is such a bogey fiend."
Dude #2: "Yeah I once saw him smoke a native cigarette with an ant sticking out of the filter."
A person of non-african descent who aspires to become the imagine of the Rapper "Traphouse" culture. A trap fiend cannot understand that the way they dress and the way they act is slowly destroying the minds and souls of those around them, but to the trained psychologist Trapfiendery is an easily curable disease. Possible treatments include Hourly skin checks, and removal of the pathogens (1017 Br-SQ) or (1017 WkFkFl) from the patients environment, performed easily with constant application of Tim McGraw and Brad Paisley.
Patient "Does this hat make me look ghetto?"
Psychologist "That hat, Miss, is too big for your head"
Caring friend//family member "What do you think, Doctor?"
Psychologist "Well it appears this young woman has become a trap fiend."
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One who loves wild sex and might bang someone based on instant attraction. May own lots of sex toys and equipment or fancy a spontaneous shag.
I met Nikki in a hotel lobby masturbating to a magazine. She took me to her castle, and I couldn't believe my eyes. She had so many devices, everything that money could buy. The lights went out, and she started to grind. She was such a sex fiend.
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One who has a pee fetish. One who derives erotic pleasure from urinating on other people. One who likes to administer golden showers.
R. Kelly, notorious for having sex with, peeing all over underage girls.
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